A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,' she said, 'but what is so exciting about a period?"
'Damned if I know,' said the little boy, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
2007-06-11 20:05:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-06-11 20:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. And kudos by the way on the avatar. Pinhead is a severely under-rated antagonist and the movies are the best.
2007-06-11 20:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by tigger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one but not so good for the guy next door.
2007-06-11 20:13:19 · answer #3 · answered by lindyloo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The humour certainly, is not missing! Good joke!
2007-06-11 20:12:05 · answer #4 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeeHee! Very funny!
Wait till his girlfriend misses one....
:)
2007-06-11 20:18:51 · answer #5 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong but very funny.
2007-06-11 20:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by *CraftyMomma* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
your cool =)
2007-06-11 21:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by vanessa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-06-11 20:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.. Nice one, dude..
2007-06-11 20:11:56 · answer #9 · answered by AnGeL RoCkStAr VIP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant,so so funny!!!
xxx
2007-06-11 23:26:28 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋