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One day a husband comes where he met his wife. As they got through talking about their day the wife shot her husband. Then proceded to drown him, then she hung him. The next day he got ready for work, and kissed his wife goodbye before leaving. How is it that the husband is still alive?

2007-06-11 19:07:12 · 19 answers · asked by Lost without you 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2007-06-11 19:15:09 · update #1

19 answers

shes a photographer. she took his picture...and so on...

2007-06-11 19:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

the wife shot her husband: She took a picture of him
Then proceded to drown him: With love, kisses, etc....
Then she hung him: Hung WITH him?? Hung ON him??

The next day he got ready for work, and kissed his wife goodbye before leaving. How is it that the husband is still alive?

I hope that's what she did - and it obviously didn't kill him!! :)

2007-06-11 19:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by jess 1 · 0 0

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2016-10-16 23:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A husband comes where he met his wife!? I hope it wasnt in a public place, ha ha!

As for the answer, is it a photo?

2007-06-11 19:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0 0

they were talking about the day in which (another couple) a wife killed her husband. the next day was normal for the first couple who were talking.

Basically 2 different couples

2007-06-11 19:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

She shot him with a camera,... washed the photographic negatives after developing the film, *you have to wash it, trust me, I know,. then she hung the developed prints of him to dry. He gets ready for work next day etc etc etc... ;)

2007-06-11 19:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by wildimagination2003 4 · 1 0

I guess he met her wife in his dream. Or maybe a video game!?

2007-06-11 19:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by neoblady 2 · 0 0

They met at a Video Arcade and it was Video games they were playing:

2007-06-11 19:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0 0

the husband is not her husband? not sure if you left a word or two out or if it's just me being stupid

2007-06-11 19:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because her attempts to drown him and hang him failed, and when she shot her husband, she missed

2007-06-11 19:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by kristyb872001 6 · 0 0

Is this a true story?
Did her attempts fail?

2007-06-11 19:14:14 · answer #11 · answered by Jeremy P 3 · 0 0

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