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2007-06-11 17:28:23 · 34 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

This question will never ever get old. I'm going to make t-shirts!

2007-06-11 17:34:18 · update #1

34 answers

Did your parents have the "patience of a saint"?
Did your older brother beat you with his fists for some reason unknown to you?
Did you make your sister cry for no reason that you could fathom?

2007-06-11 17:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0 2

Check back with us in ten years when you're a druggie and an alcoholic living in the street, because your false sense of grandness from the magic wizard didn't prepare you for the world outside. You have to EARN conceit, kid, and you need to LEARN humility.

2007-06-11 17:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by Petrushka's Ghost 6 · 0 0

You are awesome ONLY because God exist!

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2007-06-11 17:31:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yore Not. Dont Flatter Yrself u Stupid Pig

2007-06-11 17:44:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God does exist, and IF you are awesome, which I doubt, it's only because he's made you awesome.

2007-06-11 17:37:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

god is a part of all god = awesome as awesome = god there is only one universe and we are a part of that one

2007-06-11 17:33:06 · answer #6 · answered by caughtdreaminshoot 2 · 1 0

david,u ask this damn qz again?just wow!how many answers u need to convince u that u are awesome and god does exist?

2007-06-13 12:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If God did exist, why did he waste his time making you?

2007-06-11 17:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by Kat 2 · 0 1

In your mind you may be awesome but be humble for you are not without sin and reality.

2007-06-11 17:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by †ServantofGod† 3 · 1 0

The emphasis is on "if" . Because He does in fact exist , that makes Him the Awesome One , not you , my poor deranged friend .......

2007-06-11 17:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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