For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want."
And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll sh*t on its head."
2007-06-11 16:23:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 9/10 x
2007-06-11 19:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That took me awhile to get 'cause I was thinking they were doing it, but then BAM! Poop and pigeons? I sat there, thinking, and then it came to me. POOP! Hilarious! I love the joke.
2007-06-11 16:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by Lien 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was not a stupid joke, i find it really funny lol 10/10+star
2007-06-11 18:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, 2 think, they could've used that time so much more constructively ;)
2007-06-11 23:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by gEmInI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before but still love it...shows an example for people not to think so dirty. peace on earth.
2007-06-11 16:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAH!!! Sweet sweet revenge!!! Loved it! Lmfao!
2007-06-11 17:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-06-11 17:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by steaminhottatertot5678 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa, your friend Rhea Tardo thought that was so funny, she thought it was "statue"tory rape! =<)
2007-06-11 16:53:37 · answer #8 · answered by Sir Grandmaster Adler von Chase 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL that's funny *star* for you
2007-06-12 08:49:59 · answer #9 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke never gets old..lol
2007-06-11 16:36:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋