1. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
3. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
4. HI! Can I buy you a car?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?.
6. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
7. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would ***."
8. Excuse me. Do you want to **** or should I apologize?
9. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
10. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
11. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
12. I am a magical being, take off your bra.
13. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
14. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
15. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
16. **** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
17. That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
18. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
19. I love you. I want to marry you. Now **** my brains out.
20. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
2007-06-11 16:09:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats abt right 4 u men pmsl jk 10/10 x
2007-06-11 19:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try this one tough guy, "Excuse me miss, is your name Rhea Tardo!? 'Cause baby I'm going coo coo for your big cocoa puffs!" =<)
2007-06-11 23:27:30 · answer #2 · answered by Sir Grandmaster Adler von Chase 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋