And what would you be the god of?
I'm sticking with my standard answer - Jellyfish head, god of that unpleasant feeling you get in your stomach when you see an ex making out with someone else.
Also, god of late Income Tax Returns.
2007-06-11 15:21:02 · 20 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would have the head that forms in a well-poured glass of beer.
2007-06-11 15:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Viper's Head,god of Heavy Metal,Sex and Nostalgia
or
Octopuses' Head,god of H.P. Lovecraft books.
2007-06-11 15:26:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The head of a snickering hippopotamus. I'd be the god of minor social embarrassments.
2007-06-11 15:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by solarius 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You would have to understand what the god represented before choosing a character. It's like kids getting Japanese character tattoos - they think their getting "jedi master" or "I'm a bad ***" and the character actually means "he with no sex parts" or "sleeps with sheep."
2007-06-12 07:41:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duck Billed Platypus head, God of belly button lint and missing socks.
2007-06-11 15:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by robtheman 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A Cheetah. I just like them.
It would represent the god of stealth and speed
2007-06-11 15:26:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A donkey head. I would be the God of Jackasses.
:D
2007-06-11 15:24:22 · answer #7 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Lion's head.
2007-06-11 15:23:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd want a goat or an owl. I'd be the god of mathematics.
2007-06-11 15:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A duck's head, and a crocodile's tail.
God of Discombobulation.
2007-06-11 15:30:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋