Doctor:I have good news and bad news.
Patient: You better give me the bad news first.
Doctor: OK. You have cancer and only 6 months to live.
Patient: Oh my God! What's the good news?
Doctor: You also have Alzheimers disease.
Patient: Phew, what a relief. I thought I had cancer.
2007-06-11 14:57:10 · 6 answers · asked by BeckV 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha
i had to read it three times, coz each time i forgot the...
2007-06-11 17:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by pugsbaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-06-11 21:59:52 · answer #2 · answered by Steven T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goldie, the joke! life to be taken in good humour, always!
2007-06-11 22:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was not bad
2007-06-11 22:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha.
hehe.
2007-06-11 22:02:27 · answer #5 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it!!
2007-06-11 22:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Birdiebuddy_11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋