Two college buddies wanted to go drinking one Saturday night. Having only 50 cents between them they devised a plan to get free drinks all night.
They went to a vendor at the corner and ordered a plain hot dog no bun. One of the guys then placed the hotdog in the front of his jeans. They proceeded to the first bar.
Not wanting to push their luck they kept the tab fairly low and when the bartender asked for payment the two gentlemen looked at each other and one guy opened his zipper and let the hotdog protrude while the other got on his knees and placed his mouth on it.
Disgusted with this scene the bartender threw the two out. This went on for about 5 bars when one guy looked at the other and said he was tired of getting on his knees, "Let me have the hotdog in the next bar."
The first guy shrugged the guy off and said, "Oh shoot, I got rid of that thing 3 bars back...."
2007-06-11 14:30:24 · 7 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
p.s. does anyone like any of my jokes?
2007-06-11 14:30:47 · update #1
Oh, nasty. Lol.
2007-06-11 14:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww but funny. 8/10.
2007-06-11 14:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats an old one, and really, what kind of question is this, really? Funny- but still- its not "your joke", its been previously published.
2007-06-12 04:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by bmwdriver11 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would have been funnier if i hadnt heard almost the exact same joke on somebody else's question.
better luck next time.
2007-06-11 14:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaaa lol i get it . i luv it thanx for da laugh.
2007-06-11 15:09:05 · answer #5 · answered by Birdiebuddy_11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it. but im not sick minded so i dont think its funny. srry
2007-06-11 14:34:37 · answer #6 · answered by Vanessa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting....how do you come up with these things?!?!?!?
2007-06-11 14:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by ¤Elva¤ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋