The animals of the jungle decided to hold a football match. The lion headed one team and the rhino the other. The game started and lion had the ball. Suddenly the elephant on the rhinos team trampled the lion grabbed the ball and took off. No one could stop him as he crossed the line again and again and again. Down 40 - nil at the break, the lion called his team for a meeting.
"We have to stop that elephant!" He said. "Without him the team would be awful!"
"But he's too big" said the zebra.
The animals agreed that no matter what, they wouldn't let the elephant get the ball.
The second half started and the lion's team had the ball. They were close to their line when sure enough, the elephant grabbed the ball and took off. Suddenly he dropped down dead. He'd been bitten by the centipede on the lion's side.
"Why didn't you do that in the first half?" the lion roared.
"I'm sorry," said the centipede. "I was putting on my shoes."
2007-06-11 14:29:17 · 9 answers · asked by BeckV 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! that's so cute. but in reality, centipedes are very disturbing...star for you! =P
2007-06-11 14:39:26 · answer #1 · answered by ¤Elva¤ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-11 21:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Here is a star.
2007-06-11 21:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats cute
will u go out with me
i bet ur cuter than the joke... =D
2007-06-11 21:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is cool. Lol. Funny.
2007-06-11 21:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That's cute.
2007-06-11 21:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute....but I posted it not tooo long ago....it is in my questions, mine was very similar.
2007-06-11 21:52:36 · answer #7 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tickle me
2007-06-11 21:43:46 · answer #8 · answered by sunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-11 21:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋