An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her,
"What did you steal"?
She replied "A can of peaches".
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can,
She replied "Six".
The judge then said "I will give you six days in jail".
Before the judge could pronounce the punishment, the husband spoke up and said,
"She also stole a can of peas".
2007-06-11 13:26:39 · 39 answers · asked by redcar_rebel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ach he must have wanted some peace.
2007-06-16 01:33:38 · answer #1 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the judge says " Ok great. How many peas are there in the can?"
Man says " Countless of them!"
Then, the Judge begins to pronounce the judgement " the woman will spend 6 days in jail , while the man will spend the rest of his countless days there ! "
muahahahahaha
2007-06-11 17:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were 300 peas in the can.
2007-06-17 08:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by Ismat Razvi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, her husband did her dirty! Why would he back stab his own wife? Now she might be going to jail for over a year and some! If I was her, I would get a divorce from him when I got out!
2016-04-01 02:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol she was fine with the six days! why did he had to mention the peas. thats funny.....
2007-06-11 15:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-11 13:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How evil of the husband. funny though
2007-06-17 18:23:29 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhh, this was a joke, I was going to give some words of wisdom...Ooops
2007-06-11 13:45:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
after 50 odd years of marriage, i bet he needed a break from her
2007-06-16 06:57:43 · answer #9 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's bad. Funny. But bad.
2007-06-11 13:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by Oklahoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋