A man storms into his urologist's office complaining about the advice given?

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given for his premature ejaculation problem. The shocked doctor asks him to explain in detail what went wrong.

The man says he took his urologist's advice and bought a starter's pistol to scare himself seconds before he ejaculates; the doctor had told him the noise would scare him out of the moment and help him last longer.

The man was so excited, he says, that he came home early with the pistol to surprise his wife. He ran to the bedroom and surprisingly found his wife in bed naked. He was so overjoyed and excited that he ripped off his clothes and proceeded to engage in a wild, passionate 69 position.

"So then my therapy worked," says the doctor.

"Not really," the man says. "It was so hot that I thought I was going to come, so I reached down the floor, grabbed the gun, and fired a shot into the ceiling."

The doctor, still confused asks, "Then what?"

The man says, "I scared my wife so bad that she craped on my face and bit off my penis. Then my naked best friend burst out of the closet screaming!"

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Ouch! Funny! 9/10.

Answer 3

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