Can we whisper a short prayer that people at R&S will start using the spell checker?
Amen!
2007-06-11 13:04:33 · 18 answers · asked by Faustina 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Here's an appropriate prayer that should not offend anybody in R&S (too much):
Our Father, who art (or maybe aren't) in Heaven (if such a place exists), hallowd be thy name (maybe).
Thy kingdom come (if it really is yours),
Thy will be done (or will it?) in Earth (Midgarde, as some of would prefer to call it) as it is in Heaven (Mag Mell).
Give us this day (or night, for those of us that sleep in) our daily (nightly, see above) bread (except for those of us that are on the Atkins diet--we'll have beef jerky),
And forgive us our sins (even if there is no such thing), as we forgive those who have sinned against us (which is pretty well everyone--screw 'em, they're going to Hell anyways!),
And lead us not into temptation (or, rather, opportunity),
But deliver us from evil (with shipping and handling free, of course).
For thine is the kingdom (or maybe it's queendom), and the power (or lack there of), and the glory (misplaced, of course) forever (or at least until 2012, when its all over anyways).
Amen
(A-women)
P.S.
President of the JPII Fan Club would like to see everybody in R&S use the Spel Chek.
2007-06-11 13:45:40 · answer #1 · answered by Celtic 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Amen
2007-06-11 20:11:03 · answer #2 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would like to take this opportunity to express my appreciation to Celtic. That was outstanding. And oh, boy, did I need a good laugh.
Oh, yes, praying that the spell checker is discovered and used by all, even those who seem 2 B stuck on txt? I'm on it.
2007-06-11 22:21:58 · answer #3 · answered by Clare † 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen!
2007-06-11 20:33:06 · answer #4 · answered by beatlefan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a prayer I have been praying for a long time!!
2007-06-11 20:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by cclleeoo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Will u accept prayers to an ALien God?
2007-06-11 20:08:14 · answer #6 · answered by Alien God 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hoo giv a kraap! Git ovar yer gammer obbsesstion.
2007-06-11 20:16:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
2007-06-11 20:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by faith 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
spell check, spell check, spell check ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. srry, I don't know how to pray.
2007-06-11 20:15:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Yes, I do pray for miracles sometimes. :)
2007-06-11 20:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by evolver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋