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please feel free to read my other jokes if you have not done so ,after all im here to make you laugh .................................
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.

Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off.

So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache!"

2007-06-11 12:48:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x

2007-06-11 20:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats a good 1

2007-06-11 19:55:36 · answer #2 · answered by Divinel3eauty 2 · 0 0

Brilliant!

2007-06-11 19:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-06-11 21:07:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Quite funny

2007-06-11 21:13:22 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

That is sooo funny i am in LOVE with jokes and these are perfect for me!!!!!!

~THANX~

2007-06-11 20:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Damn. They always have a headache.

2007-06-12 09:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by jacobwechsel 3 · 0 0

lol nice one

2007-06-11 21:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 0 0

HAHAHA pretty funny

2007-06-11 19:52:51 · answer #9 · answered by orlando4ever4me 2 · 0 0

hilarious - i did NOT see that coming!

2007-06-11 20:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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