A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ***, didn't it?'''
2007-06-11 12:31:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 10/10 x
2007-06-11 20:42:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-11 12:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by just wants to know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if that will work for something of mine.
2007-06-12 02:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by jacobwechsel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, omg. your jokes are soo funny. keep 'em commin.
2007-06-11 12:54:00 · answer #4 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. that is funny.
2007-06-11 12:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by jillian_buddy65 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol lol :)
2007-06-11 12:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-06-11 14:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think i been rubbing my bum too much.........................
2007-06-11 12:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋