What is the most ludicrous thing a Jehovah's witness has ever said to you?

Question

one once told me if you play computer games it will turn you into a murder.. I wonder if that includes suduko. I have just played a game I haven't had any violent thoughts yet.. ..

Answer 1

Jesus loves you.

I dont believe in all that religious crap.
Religion is the route of all evil.

Answer 2

Well I am a Witness and I have heard out there things from some fellow Witnesses just like from non Witnesses. Case in point one dear sister, who was rather aged, said that she had been above the Sun. She was on a plane and the Pilot appearantly made a joke that they were flying above the Sun, she missunderstood.

I have, too this day, NEVER heard a fellow Witness go to a strangers home and ask to be let in.

Answer 3

Their bald faced LIE that they "were there in 1975 and that the watchtower never predicted the end of the world"

Most of the Jehovah's Witnesses liars who post this disinformation were not even born in 1975

Do a Google keyword search of "Jehovah's Witnesses and see for yourselves
Or go to the largest Watchtower dissident site http://www.freeminds.org

13,000 leave the Watchtower organization every month,find out why.
Danny Haszard born 1957 as a 3rd generation Jehovah's Witness

Answer 4

Over and over they say "the light is getting brighter" and that they're "speaking the pure language of truth." Translation: "Pay no attention to the little men behind the green curtain!

On a more mundane note: "Run and stop Grandma before she participates in the wedding toast! You can drink the toast as long as you don't clink the glasses."

Answer 5

Perhaps it should be mentioned that Jehovah's Witnesses are allowed to have opinions. The opinion of any individual Witness is allowed to demonstrate the same degree of ludicrousness as that demonstrated by any arbitrary adherent of another religion.

That being said, the most ludicrous thing said by a Jehovah's Witness might be:
"Betamax is way better. Twenty years from now, people will be like, what's VHS?"

Answer 6

Hello

Answer 7

Before they stopped coming to my door and marked my house with a big red splotch on their missionary maps, one of them buzzed my door and opened with, "I'm going around talking about the environment, are you a person who cares about the environment?" He was no doubt trying to get a series of "yes" responses from me, but the rank sharp JW stink seemed to permeate the wires of my intercom system. I said, "You're a Jehovah's Witness, aren't you?" He said yes, and I told him not to bother me because I was trying to see if I had enough experience points for my character to go up to being a sixth-level Fighter/Mage. Then he made some sort of squeaking sound, the intercom button noisily disengaged with static, I could see some sort of dust cloud waft in as far as the rear window, and heard nothing more.

Answer 8

Dear jkcwrll,

I had the exact same experience that Will J had.

For His glory,
JOYfilled

Answer 9

One argued with me that Jesus wasn't crucified on a cross, but a stake instead? They said that this proved the "Christian" translation of the Bible was incorrect, regardless of the fact that the Romans routinely used a cross. Talk about splitting hairs? If you want a good laugh ask them why they think Jesus is really Michael the archangel (try to keep a straight face)

Answer 10

The funniest one was "We only go by the bible" . The witnesses then proceeded to read from the organizations material.

Answer 11

That Charles T. Russell (the originator of their religion) was forgiven by Jehovah for making false predictions of Christ's return at a house in San Fransisco .