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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."

2007-06-11 11:52:21 · 31 answers · asked by ALt 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

31 answers

ha,ha funny

2007-06-15 21:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2 0

Funny! 10!

2007-06-11 11:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Funny!!! My husband was the copilot.

2007-06-18 18:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by Eve 7 · 0 0

Yes, thats funny! And you got a star!

2007-06-18 05:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by Susan T 5 · 0 0

This one is old (25 years) but its still funny

2007-06-11 11:57:46 · answer #5 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 0 0

Are u gonna keep spending points in jokes. And frankly i don't find this one very funny

2007-06-11 11:57:29 · answer #6 · answered by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 · 0 1

This one is actually funny. Here is a star.

2007-06-11 11:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 1 0

LOL not bad, heard it in many forms but no matter how its told it still funny!!!!

2007-06-19 02:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0 0

That's been around many, many times

2007-06-16 10:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Gipper 6 · 0 0

I like

2007-06-12 01:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by Sa_San 6 · 0 0

It was funny this morning when I first read it.

2007-06-11 11:55:05 · answer #11 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 0 0

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