A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
Star if you think its funny
2007-06-11 11:47:46 · 7 answers · asked by ALt 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. heard it before. =)
2007-06-11 11:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by ¤Elva¤ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-06-11 12:01:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
herd that one a million times a million years ago..........
*there were 2 mice on the toilet and one got pissed offf
*there were 2 muffins in the oven...one of them said"its pretty warm in here"...the other one said"ah!!!,a talking muffin."
*there were two peanuts walking down the street...one was asulted (a salted)
2007-06-11 11:53:15 · answer #3 · answered by froggyreba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this about five times. It's not funny.
2007-06-11 11:51:28 · answer #4 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta funny!
2007-06-11 12:34:36 · answer #5 · answered by ms. baby blue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly blonde
hehehehe
hahahaha
lol
2007-06-11 11:50:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny :)
2007-06-11 11:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋