Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2007-06-11 11:12:27 · 22 answers · asked by Josh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
made me giggle out loud !
so yea funny lol
2007-06-11 11:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the first 2 times it was on here. But not the last 8.
2007-06-11 18:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes! Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-11 18:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, damn funny! Horribly funny. I sure as heck wouldn't want to go hunting with you!
2007-06-11 18:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea thats a funny joke
2007-06-11 18:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by ilovesomeone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..good one.thanks for the laugh.
You deserve a star.
2007-06-13 01:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! heres a star!
2007-06-12 17:48:58 · answer #7 · answered by Yemi A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-11 18:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by Tim B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's funny in that f---ed up sort of way.
2007-06-11 18:15:54 · answer #9 · answered by spidey_snooch 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes but mean
2007-06-12 20:16:11 · answer #10 · answered by britt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋