A blonde a redhead and a brunette are on a burning building and the firefighters are below them with a net they yell to the brunette "JUMP JUMP!" so she jumps. at the last minute the firefighters move out of the way and the brunette hits the ground and dies.
Then the firefighters yell to the redhead "JUMP JUMP" She yells back down "I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND HOW CAN I TRUST YOU?" They yell back "TRUST US" so she jumps and the firefighters do the same thing.
Then the firefighters yell to the blonde, "JUMP JUMP" so she yells back "I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS SO I WANT YOU TO PUT THE NET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND BACK AWAY"
2007-06-11 11:01:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha funny!!!
Why did the blonde get fired from the
M&M factory?
She threw away all of the W's!
2007-06-11 11:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah Banana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde is standing at a soda machine....she puts in money....pushes the button and a soda falls....as she continues doing this a brunette walks up behind her....a few minutes later the brunette says to the blonde "Are you almost done?" and the blonde responds "Hold on a minute...cant you see Im winning!"
2007-06-11 18:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by boobookittyy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-06-11 18:04:05 · answer #3 · answered by Moondog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, thought this was funny:
BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"
WOMAN: "It's 12:25 A.M."
BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question 30 times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."
2007-06-11 18:12:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know I HATE these!
I guess it is beacause I'm actualy a blonde despite my avatar says other.
2007-06-11 18:25:07 · answer #5 · answered by Crazygirl ♥ aka GT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good and one I've never heard before, Can't wait to start telling people it.
2007-06-11 18:05:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOW I GET IT!!!!!
I didn't get it last time I saw this one!
LOL
Yea, I'm a blond (inside and out).
2007-06-12 00:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-11 18:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What... I don't get it. Maybe that's because I'm a blond.
2007-06-11 18:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by Mel W 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur a blonde, so why r u telling a dunb blonde joke?
good one though!!
2007-06-12 15:30:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋