Once you have it,you dont realy know what use it is
2007-06-11 10:06:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW...hahhahahaha are you in a male bashing mood too?
just kidding...but it is funny that you are dissing your own gender for our benefit...hahahha thanx!!
2007-06-11 10:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by tanyagurl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one is for men and women.
A man shouted to his wife who was in the other room, Hey! just come in here and have a look at this clock.
She walked into the room and saw him standing in the middle of the room stark naked and stiff as a poker.
she said, "Thats not a clock".
He said, "No but it will be, when you put two hands and a face on it".
2007-06-11 10:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by MIckey Dip 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee this is rare for a guy to be asking this hahah yeah you are right had one for years & still dont know what makes him tick lol :)
2007-06-11 10:16:36 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it is the fact that even if it doesn't work out between the two, you'll still have a lifelong friend.
2007-06-11 11:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by Kay-Kay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have another one for guys no diploma is better than a triangle diploma.
2007-06-11 10:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are men necessary? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
2007-06-11 10:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by Steve C 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why are you talking about trying to get a man? Aren't you a man?
2007-06-11 10:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry but my diploma and my husband were worth my time and I know what its needed for.
2007-06-11 10:09:57 · answer #8 · answered by simply-remember 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha!
i thought they were both for hanging on the wall and gathering dust.
2007-06-11 10:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by laughingtxlady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you could try & nail him to the wall
& use as a focal point
2007-06-11 10:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋