i swear to god, god told me to do it!
2007-06-11 09:59:02 · 13 answers · asked by biodegradable insane asylum 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
actually "pooey", i do enjoy having senseless fun & pointless jokes aimed at the allmighty. after all, he made me, & made free will. ergo, he shoulda figured i would be up to something like this ev'ry now & then. i mean he is OMNISCENT aint he?
2007-06-11 10:09:26 · update #1
God gave you a free will, including the will to accept or reject him. No you can't blame him for your own stupidity. God has provided you with guidance as to what is right and wrong, just as the law says what is righ and wrong. If you break the laws of the land you pay the price. If you disobey God you pay the price. In both circumstances you have made a decision of your free will to be disobedient.
God told you to do it? The best place for you is a psych hospital.
2007-06-11 11:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by scruff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you enjoy making a mockery of the one who brought you into existance and loved you enough to find a way that you could actually be with him and talk to him? Every where I go i must be politically correct in my words and watch what i say that i might not offend others. so why then do you insist on mocking the only one who can save your soul?
2007-06-11 10:04:07 · answer #2 · answered by pooey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trying to pass the buck back, is exactly what really got Adam in trouble.
When he said the words, 'the woman whom you give me', just didn't go over.
2007-06-11 10:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by rangedog 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And what have you done???
Anyway, I'm at a loss for words to come up with a non-sensible answer, so all I have to say is "Plastics."
2007-06-11 11:23:58 · answer #4 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humans may be fooled by other humans, but God knows our hearts.
2007-06-11 10:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by biggestjesusfan, † Cat P.W. † 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you canot. If someone tells you to do a crime you know that it is not God
2007-06-11 10:03:26 · answer #6 · answered by fighterforadonai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you can. You can also avoid going to Hell by doing anything else. Anything at all.
2007-06-11 10:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No you can't! The only way to avoid hell is to accept Jesus and firmly believe in HIM!
2007-06-11 10:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope, enjoy.
2007-06-11 10:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by allahdevil1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know about the "hell" part...
but you convicted yourself with the "MY crimes" bit!
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2007-06-11 10:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋