Ever notice how scientifically atheists don't believe in God, yet it's the central theme of all their jokes? So basically they are a disbeliever 9-5, and after that they have more faith than a Christian?
Ever notice how Christians are always trying to save the atheists that don't want to be saved? I mean come on guys, teach someone that actually cares.
Ever notice how atheists on here never actually rebuttle pascals wager, all they ever say is 'drink?'
Ever notice how Christians are always praying for the atheists? Then why are there still atheists???
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2007-06-11 09:40:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Its fun to joke about what you don't believe. I seem to remember many christian jokes about atheists.
It's in the bible to try to convert
We have rebutted Pascal wages many a time, and now we just say drink because we know what it means and if you are to lazy to search.....
Praying for someone cannot change their mind. Simple.
2007-06-11 09:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by punch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No kidding. Why waste your time trying to change someones mind who is not really interested in an open and reasonable dialog? It's like two closed minded dictators arguing about political policy.
I don't pray for atheists because I really don't care about them. I suppose the same goes for Christianity. They are both inconsequential and irrational beliefs.
As an anthropologist I'm appalled at how Atheists and Christians alike try to distort the fossil record to fit their own agenda.
What bothers me even more are the occasional folks who pop up who try to distort their own religion to appeal to atheist sensibilities. Someone recently asked if "this was an acceptable definition of G-d" for atheists. Why?
Why would you care? Screw them. Don't defile the sanctity of your religion to appease an atheist. Their opinion means nothing. You are an animal to them and they want to eradicate you. Doubt me? Check out the "Rational Response Squad."
I've said it once and I'll say it again. I hope the Atheists and the fundamentalists go to war and eat each other.
2007-06-11 17:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by square 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. ...
- I have *no* "central theme of my jokes".
- I'm a disbeliever 1947-2007, ... not "9-5".
- No 'faith' that I know of, ... not "have more faith".
- "never actually rebut pascals wager" ... Pls. Do a SEARCH - I've seen ~5-8 Thorough Rebuttals - it gets Very Tedious.
2007-06-11 16:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you still trying to buy the entire atheist bar a round on the house?
Ok, I guess it is a sin to drink alone, Bottoms Up!
2007-06-11 16:44:53 · answer #4 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever notice how much you use the term ever notice?
2007-06-11 16:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your on a roll aren't ya?
2007-06-11 16:44:18 · answer #6 · answered by growlymomma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋