An Hawaiian woodpecker & a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Californian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.
The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in CA that was absolutely impeckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge.
After flying to CA, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the 2 woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree & the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion.
YOUR PECKER IS ALWAYS HARDER WHEN YOU'RE AWAY FROM HOME!
2007-06-11
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