WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.
2007-06-11 07:12:06 · 9 answers · asked by texasgirl5454312 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny, I loved it
2007-06-11 07:16:45 · answer #1 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The good Lord's answer to the woman's prayer: -
Received you prayer…
Before you lay yourself down to sleep,
Woman you deserve a man that is a creep,
One who's ugly, dumb and cheap,
One who's c#ck's thin and weak
One who cribs before he speaks,
When promises to call, he takes weeks.
Who prays that you are gainfully employed,
And when he spend your cash, beats you if annoyed.
Kicks out your chair and slams your door,
Whips your back till you begs for more.
Oh Yes! I have sent a man who will f#ck your mind,
Who say gigantic, when you ask 'How big's my behind?'
One who'll make you yank his wee till it’s a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
He will demand that you will love him no end,
And never attempts to shag his best friend.
And as you kneel and pray by your bed,
You’ll be proud of the wanker I sent to you instead.
2007-06-11 07:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAH!!!!
those were really funny, i love them
thanks for the laugh
the girl one was cute, and the guy one was funny
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-11 07:19:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is really funny even though it puts us men down i think its hilarious! * for you
2007-06-11 07:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice. that made me laugh so here's a star!
2007-06-11 07:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by kthnxby! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's my boyfriend and one can have him he's mine
hahahahaha
mans :they never rhymeand never have the time
hehehehe
2007-06-11 07:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i like this one it is funny!!!
2007-06-11 07:16:08 · answer #7 · answered by spurschick2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. So true.
2007-06-11 07:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Great one!!
2007-06-11 07:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋