My friend went into hospital for a hysterectomy. After they had given her the pre-med she asked the anaethetist if they could save her ovaries. He replied that he wasn't sure if that would be possible because he didn't think it was hospital policy to give the patient back the removed ovaries. My friend replied, "I don't want them f ukcing pickled - I want them left insitu". I could just imagine the look on the anaethetist's face. Would love to hear any of your funny or embarrassing moments.
2007-06-11 07:05:22 · 20 answers · asked by JillPinky 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To 'leave me alone'. The definition of the word "in situ" according to the English Dictionary is - and I quote - "In it's original position".
2007-06-16 22:04:03 · update #1
A bud of mine slipped a disc doing Van Halen's "Jump" at karaoke. Oh Lord how we laughed.
My friend and his brother went to a nursing home to visit their poor Dad who was well into Alzheimer"s. His brother asked"Do you know who I am?" His Dad said "Don't YOU know who you are?"
2007-06-15 10:17:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, I was in class and all the parents were there to because we were presenting projects.
And, the teacher was on the internet and it was projected by a projector on the board.
And a pop-up ad of guichi hand backs pop up.
At this time a girl screams out
"Oh Guichi"
But the teacher, misheard the student and screams out
"Cuchi! Where."
Thinking that a porn site had popped up.
The funny thing was that only me and my dad noticed it and we were rolling (litterally) on the floor laughing.
I thought it was FREAKIN' HIULARIOUS!!!
2007-06-19 03:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
work for about a month in a salon here in Cornwall,Paula.the super visor ask me to ring the suppliers and place an order,with the rep..
so I'm usually shy and nervous anyway. I rang and they pick up I asked is this "orgy." salon supplies.
everyone in the salon went stone quiet,there mostly old ladies.Paula said can't believe you said that.
The man on the other end of the line said we don't supply that kind of thing .So I said what !so Paula came up besides me said it's "OG" Not orgy. I was still amiss she whispered what id said wrong "shame red faced I made my way through the salon to the back.and ran to hide in the toilets"
2007-06-16 09:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by "!" 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i was at this supermarket and was holding on to a lot of things.. i did not put my stuff in a basket because my workplace was nearby and i was quite in a rush.. anyways, i need to go to the 1st floor of the supermarket.. i travelled down the travellator and just after i stepped out of the travellator, i tripped on something and all my stuff fell out my hands.. people were looking at me funny.. i got up, gave a little curtsey and grabbed my stuff! since then, i always look for the shopping basket!
2007-06-19 01:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by hannie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am the queen of embarrasing moments but the one that takes the cake is....
When i was five i was wearing my dad's shirt as a nighty that had "I'm too sexy for my shirt" Not knowing what 'sexy meant' i said i didn't want to be sexy, my dad made me sign and date a letter (that he made me write out) to this day they still have it. Managed to avoid an 18th party but 21st is soon...
another time i was coming out of the anasetic and told the nurse i can't talk as i was chasing onions around the potatoe pot.
2007-06-17 01:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i was walking with my aunts and my cousins and it was all dark so me and my cousins sarted a race and we i got like 1/3 the way 2 the finish line i ran into a sign and fell into a hole everyone kept on laghing at me for the rest of the night i hoped u enjoyed this
2007-06-18 23:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg yes!!!! i was 'bout 10 and there were like realy tought and mean looking ppl, and we went 2 a motorcycle rally and my dad diddnt pay 4 the tickets sence my brother looked like he we the same size and age! and my dad was talking 2 some dudes and i was next 2 my dad and the the big tought dudes asked my dad if he had payed 4 the tickets.....aparnetly im a dumb blond so i messed it up my dad said o yes my son and daughter ar both 10 and i was like ????? i looked up in2 my dads eyes and said no daddy krendon's 13!!! and he said o i mean hes 12 and im shakeing my head looking at my dad saying no daddy hes 13!!!!!!! and my dad just gives me a look saying SUT UP!!!!! and i fineally got it and said o yeah! krendon IS 10 my, i guess sence i havent behin home 4 a while i just 4 got!
2007-06-18 14:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by bow_wow_girl_123@yahoo.com 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
good 1.
A neighbour of mine got a new bike and decided to go to visit her daughter on it, when she got there she said to her daughter " i can't understand it? i've rode the bike all this way (about 1 1/2 miles) and i can't reach the brakes and my knees keep banging on the handle bars".
Her daughter had a look at the bike and realised she had rode it all the way there with the handle bars twisted back to front.
When she was telling me i nearly wet myself laughing.
2007-06-15 05:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats CLASS!!!!
I was talking about my weekly food shop as you do at work and mentioned that I buy 2 loaves of bread - one for now one for the freezer. A girl who was listening overheard and said doesnt it go off. So I had to explain to her that freezers make things last longer, so she just said, oh i though people liked to keep their food cold!!!
same girl also thought a reindeer was a sheep and didnt know card and paper were made from the same stuff. duh
2007-06-11 11:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by loudpurplehair 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
after i had my third child i went straight into surgery to have a tubal ligation. i fell asleep during the surgery and when i woke up the nurse was asking me what i wanted to feed my son. as i was extremely hungry, I told her that similac (formula type) was fine, but i take mine cold. she then replied "no, for the baby..what do you want to feed the baby?" i looked at her again, and said"are you deaf......i want mine cold!" they laughed about it the next day when they brought me a cold bottle of similac with my breakfast....
2007-06-18 16:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by techme523 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋