2007-06-11 04:46:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Perhaps wine is Jesus' pee.
2007-06-11 04:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
apparently, jesus just waved his hand over the water and it became wine... he didn't add anything to the water, or take anything away... when you turn wine to urine, it's the result of complex digestion of it, followed by a whole range of metabolic reactions, which both add to, and take away from the original wine... therefore, jesus's trick was more impressive.
2007-06-11 04:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, how many people can do what Jesus did (water into wine) and in the way He did it? How many people can do what you claim (wine into pee) in the way you plan to do it?
Now, who is worth following and listening to and who should be on his knees asking forgiveness?
2007-06-11 04:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just about everyone who has drunk wine has done the latter. Jesus is the only person I know that can do the former.
2007-06-11 04:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes b/c wine at least tastes good. Urine is undrinkable.
2007-06-11 04:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah. he did it instantly. Pee the wine while you are drinking it and we'll talk.
2007-06-11 04:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by writenimage 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would only be impressive if you drank the urine...
2007-06-11 04:48:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, slightly, I mean he's got to go pick grapes and then wait months.
2007-06-11 04:50:40 · answer #8 · answered by wot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid that was a bit too much information.
2007-06-11 10:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes.
he toook a good thin and made it better.
you took a good thing and pissed it out
2007-06-11 04:49:24 · answer #10 · answered by Trid 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋