There are these three guys, and they all need new toilet seats, so they go to this store, the first guy tells the sales man that he needs a new toilet seat. The sales guy immediately say "I know just the one for you. It is a temperature one, you can turn it hot, or cold, whatever you like!" The guy says "great! I'll take it!" The second guy too admitted that he needed a new toilet seat, the sales guy says "I have the prefect one for you! It's wooden, and will compliment any bathroom!" The guy says "Perfect!" The third guy also says he needs one too. The sales guy says "This one is just the one for you! It sings every time you flush!" All three guys happily take their new toilet seats home. But the next day, they all come back with complaints. The first guy says "This thing is malfunctioning! It always turns really cold, and then so hot it burns me!" The second guy says "I have splinters in my butt!" The third guy says "I hate it! It keeps singing 'Do you see what I see'"
2007-06-11 04:39:50 · 18 answers · asked by cookie monster 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now didn't you just love that joke?
2007-06-11 04:42:51 · update #1
Ok, so for all you party poopers, BUG OFF! You don't have to like it, just leave us that do alone!
2007-06-11 10:50:23 · update #2
haha, kinda weird, but funny. now i am gonna have the song do u see what i see stuck in my head. thanks.
Said the night wind to the little lamb,
do you see what I see
Way up in the sky, little lamb,
do you see what I see
A star, a star, dancing in the night
With a tail as big as a kite
With a tail as big as a kite
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy,
do you hear what I hear
Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy,
do you hear what I hear
A song, a song, high above the trees
With a voice as big as the sea
With a voice as big as the sea
Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king,
do you know what I know
In your palace warm, mighty king,
do you know what I know
A Child, a Child shivers in the cold
Let us bring Him silver and gold
Let us bring Him silver and gold
Said the king to the people everywhere,
listen to what I say
Pray for peace, people everywhere!
listen to what I say
The Child, the Child, sleeping in the night
He will bring us goodness and light
He will bring us goodness and light
2007-06-11 04:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by =) smile24-7 (= 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
observed a t-shirt the different day, thought i might proportion Bush is going on approximately his conflict against the terrorists The conflict against Terror any such curious Acronym, Asking human beings to assist Bush and T.W.A.T. somebody on the Whitehouse did not think of issues with the aid of. With Governments loving Acronyms plenty whilst they arise with a sparkling coverage, how did that one slip with the aid of, definitely somebody observed!!??
2016-11-10 02:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Star!
2007-06-11 04:43:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it 1000 times...it's a kid joke, we used to tell it all the time when I was in Elementary school...sorry, but it was lame
2007-06-11 04:51:12 · answer #4 · answered by krazykat 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
With Jokes like this 'toilet humor' will never die.
2007-06-11 04:45:39 · answer #5 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really that funny. Keep trying though.
2007-06-11 04:44:17 · answer #6 · answered by anch49 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's okay but I really would'nt call it a joke because there is no punch line or I just think it was'nt funny.
2007-06-11 04:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by ms. baby blue 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
that is funny
i liked the most what the 3rd man said
it's so funny
here have a star, enjoy
2007-06-11 04:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
not funny no star for you ten weeks, go away!
2007-06-11 05:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
it was o.k,but I'll give you a star
2007-06-11 04:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by deanorjon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋