...after so many people responded to my last question asking, "If god doesn't exist, how could he send you an e-mail TELLING you he doesn't exist?"
Well, God wrote me back again, explaining that, since Christians insist that God exists outside of time and space (therefor not being bound to the standard "rules" of the universe, like requiring a cause or a creator himself), he also is capable of existing outside of existence itself! After all -- he IS God, isn't he?
So I wrote back, "Wait a minute -- that makes NO sense! That's just gibberish, a string of words that mean things individually but are complete nonsense when put together as a group. Existing with being required to exist? That's as bad as the Trinity -- three beings who are also one, and one being the father of the other while simultaneously never having been without the other two?"
God wrote back, "What are you, some kind of smart-@ss?"
Then he proceeded to e-smite me.
Does God's argument sound reasonable?
2007-06-11 01:59:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorry friend, you're dyslexic, that was your dog emailing you.
he was just messing with ya!
2007-06-11 02:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
God's argument sounds about as reasonable as the evil lord Xenu putting billions of creatures in DC-38's with rocket jets then dropping them in volcanoes and blowing them up.
2007-06-11 02:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by John C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very reasonable.
I was a victim of his e-smiting.
So much of junk mails and petitions and appeals for hard cash
that my server crashed
and the company sent me a gigantic bill!
be careful pal!
Or you'll end up singing wth the monkeys
'I'm a believer... I couldn't lever... if i tried...."
2007-06-11 02:05:34 · answer #3 · answered by krishna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the way Arizona is handling illegals. And I like the way Australia is handling their immigrants. Time to stop being politically correct and catering to populations that don't give a crap about their host country.
2016-05-17 07:29:51 · answer #4 · answered by magan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really don't want to get involved in an e-mail correspondence with someone who is threatening you. I always hate that God resorts to threats. It's "Believe in me or go to Hell", "Believe in me because you got to have faith", "Worship me or I'll curse your children". He is just a mean person.
2007-06-11 02:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by Sandy G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Existing outside of existance=not existing. If you exist outside of existance you do not exist.
2007-06-11 02:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by Satan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you recieve an e-mail from God, run as far away from your computer as it is possible to get.
2007-06-11 02:03:37 · answer #7 · answered by KJLONG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put God on your block list.
2007-06-11 02:01:49 · answer #8 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
as reasonable as the idea of a virgin birth or burning eternally in a lake of fire
2007-06-11 02:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by count scratchula 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a freakin life!
2007-06-11 02:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by oh sugar! 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋