Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.
The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car."
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
What do you call 100 nuns in a shop? Virgin Megastore.
2007-06-10 21:10:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny huney xxx
2007-06-10 22:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's a star and a joke for u
Holy water
There were these three nuns who haven't EVER done anything bad. They wanted to know what it felt like to do something bad, so they told their priest about there situation. He told them to go out and do something bad, but make sure to come back and drink some holy water afterwards.
One hour later....
The first nun comes back shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really bad!"
"What did you do?"
"I stole a woman’s purse!"
"Drink some holy water and you will be forgiven"
She did what the priest said, and drank the water.
The 2 nun comes in shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really, really bad!"
"What did you do?"
"I set a house on fire!"
"Well, drink some holy water and you'll be forgiven"
She did what the priest said, and drank the water.
The third nun comes in from a room shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really, really, really bad!"
"What did you do?"
“I went pee in the holy water!"
2007-06-10 22:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first 2 were pretty funny. And since you share your name with my Subaru Brat, you get a star.
2007-06-10 21:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by sakotgrimes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only liked the first one the others didnt really make me laugh. anyways here's a star for you!!!
2007-06-10 21:14:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
erm not my type of jokes but good try
2007-06-10 21:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one stupid, 2nd one heard befor and kinda gross but funny, 3rd and 4th stupid. no star for you srry
2007-06-10 21:14:21 · answer #6 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
didn't found them funny. sorry
2007-06-10 21:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! WOW! WOW! WOW! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Need I say More???
2007-06-10 21:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO FUNNY!!!!
2007-06-10 21:13:10 · answer #9 · answered by BEBE L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋