Who can tell me a good joke for me?
2007-06-10 19:46:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day there was a poor little girl. Her mother didn’t have any money to buy her underwear. One day the little girl was wearing a little dress and playing up in a tree. A priest walked by and looked up, concerned he called the little girl down and said: "Little girl take this $100 and go buy you some new underwear and a pretty dress."
The little girl ran home and told her mother what happened.
Seizing the opportunity, the next day the mother was up in the tree without any underwear.
The priest walked by and called her down and said:
"Here’s $2 go and buy yourself some razors!"
2007-06-10 19:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetest Chocolate 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children, and one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep. When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters’ room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything. The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream." "That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last night?"
The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."
"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
The youngest daughter replied "Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."
2007-06-11 03:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You laugh first, then the joke will be supplied! (okay, the joke follows: stand by!)
2007-06-11 02:52:13 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have someone tickle you(or lose a pokemon match from ash ketchum like in the episode with sabrina)
2007-06-11 02:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was this guy who went to the college leachurer and told that you should buy more balls for the rugby team because everyone is fighting for one
2007-06-11 03:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try this website - I'm sure you'll find something to give you a chuckle:-
http://www.jokewormclean.com
If something there doesn't amuse you I'd have to say you're a hopeless case!!
2007-06-11 02:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by Julia D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll make u laugh.
2007-06-11 03:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by yasarozg65 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋