Could i beat a monkey in a boxing match?

Question

I got a mean left hook.

Answer 1

Yes ! A human can do anything.

Answer 2

You can win in a boxing match with a chimpanzee but you wont win in a cage fight. .....Remember, a monkey has feet that act like hands, he can grab you with his feet so it's like you'll be fighting a fighter with 4 hands. He'll be grabbing both of your hands with his feet and then he'll be hitting you upstairs with his big hands.

A gorrilla is a different story. I think you're gonna have a hard time boxing a gorilla. A 5 foot 9 inch 350 pound gorilla that fights wild if threaten will definately give a boxer some problems if caught in a corner.

Answer 3

i dunno, my fiance went to Panama for jungle training in the US Army and he saw a monkey beat the crap out of one of his buddies. i guess the guy was teasing the monkey with food, so the monkey (orangutan i think) walked across the street and womped his azz. I guess he had to be medically discharged. the howler monkeys and the spider monkeys throw their feces at you (another thing my fiance found out in Panama lol). so i would say no you would get either beat down or shat on. sorry dude.

Answer 4

Absolutely you could beat a monkey.


Not a kangaroo, though.

Answer 5

why on earth would you want to box a monkey id be glad to see the damn monkey kick your asss though lol

Answer 6

Make sure its muzzled. Monkeys bite like nobodys business.

Answer 7

Why does the boxing category always have the lamest questions? (btw, that is rhetorical... I don't actually mean to answer a question with a real question.)

Answer 8

If we are talking chimp or orangutan then hell no. If we are talking spider or howler, maybe. I love seeing monkeys with boxing gloves on.

Answer 9

I doubt it.

Answer 10

not if its the one from ''grandmas boy''