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When adam seen eve for the first time and said "WO- MAAAANNN"

2007-06-10 16:47:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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lame... and old.

2007-06-10 16:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by funaholic 5 · 4 1

I do not know if you mean this as a joke or not, but I have heard more than one preacher state that the King James Bible Translaters chickened out stating that Adam said "flesh of my flesh and bone of my bone" and called her "woman". I've heard that what Adam said in the original manuscripts is more like what you said. Sounds right to me.
I see your answer as being pretty good because
1) God made everything GOOD before man fell into sin.
2) God made EVE FOR ADAM
3) She was PERFECT
4) She was NAKED the first time Adam saw her
5) She was his wife, and he certainly "knew" her. I mean,
after all, sex (yes, intercourse) was GODS IDEA. (between a man and his wife)

2007-06-11 00:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because Adam, like Jesus, spoke English.

2007-06-10 23:58:50 · answer #3 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 0 0

your grammar and your sense of humor are in a heated competition for the title of "Lamest"

2007-06-10 23:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 0 0

that's new!

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2007-06-10 23:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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