Sure ya do! It's a gift where you don't have to live eternity in suffering at the hand of His dad!
Nice gift huh? Does it remind you a little bit of Tony Soprano?
"Hey! I got a deal for ya! If you take this free gift, my family member don't have to hurt ya...capice?"
So, do most "gifts" come with strings attached that "if you don't accept my gift, I'll have to hurt you." Doesn't it sound like a threat more than a gift?
2007-06-10 15:51:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Zero, I will marry you. We will merge our points and rule the WORLLLLLD!!!
2007-06-10 16:08:36 · update #1
"That's a nice soul ya got there... it'd be a shame if someone, y'know, set it on fire, know what I'm saying?"
2007-06-10 15:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
The threat is eternal suffering, the gift is a pardon, you can view it however you like, but ask yourself this;Why is it that of all the "gods" in this world, the only one who offends so much is the only one who can completely redeem you of all the wrongs you have committed in this lifetime AND can restore the broken and the lost?? Can't you see that the enemy of man doesn't mind you tolerating any other God except Jesus?? He is the ONLY way to Heaven and there IS power in his name, no other name can do what the name of Jesus can do, and he is the only answer to today's heartbreaks and sorrows. At one time I thought this was all nonsense, but I'll tell you , HE IS REAL!!! IT IS ALL TRUE!!! Quit letting fear rule your life, There is a GREAT Freedom when you let Jesus into your heart, and YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!! If somebody tries to talk to you it is because they care about your soul, if they are judgmental, their heart is not right, but don't let that be the reason you refuse to seek the truth... at least seek it
2007-06-10 16:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you accept the free gift of 25% of the 42.000.000$? We have 42 million US$ in a bank account of a Nigerian politician. He has no remaining relatives and in order to save the money from the fraudulent regime we try to get it out of the country. If you could help us with that we offer you 25% of the sum. Same thing with Jesus. It's a scam. There are no 10.5m$ for you and there is no eternal life and no heaven for anyone. There is no god.
2016-05-17 05:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by libby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The free gift that Christians gave ME was an account deletion.
2007-06-10 15:54:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you don't accept Him in your life and into your heart, then, you're damned..But look at it another way-would you keep helping somebody who turns their back on you at every turn and basically says F*** you!!! Even a true believer can only take so much!!! Good question, all the same. Thanks for letting me answer.
2007-06-10 16:03:30 · answer #5 · answered by monicastocker74 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeap, a gift that comes under a threat particularly a death threat is no gift at all.
2007-06-10 15:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
What can anyone say to this.... Give it a "well done" and mark it with an "A+"... nuff said.
Atheism: The Logical Choice.
(Are any of you god-believers getting the message..? Your belief is not a very fair deal.)
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2007-06-10 17:03:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was told not to accept gifts from strangers.
2007-06-10 15:54:41 · answer #8 · answered by babycakes 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If my husband ever dies (FSM forbid that happens, but in the unlikely event), will you marry me? You may have to marry me, acid, godzilla, heretic and lokasenna, but would you???
MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Victory will be ours!!!
2007-06-10 16:04:05 · answer #9 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great question/comment
im glad more people are beginning to see that "beleive in me or suffer eternal fire" isnt exactly a "choice" as most christians would like you to beleive.
2007-06-10 15:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by johnny.zondo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋