There were these twins, Jim and John. Jim was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Jim's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Jim and mistaking him for John said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."
Jim, thinking she was talking about his boat said "Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottoms was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.
I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle"
The old woman fainted.
2007-06-10 15:49:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA! Funny.....keep'em coming.
2007-06-10 16:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by Shelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-06 05:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horse
2007-06-10 15:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by raghotham r 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-10 16:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey dude do you rember
me
from myspace
justin??
if your not fraser how come you have the same name as him??
2007-06-11 09:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by Justin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-06-10 16:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by Alexia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-10 15:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by dizzi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one i enjoy it
2007-06-10 15:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell us another one that was pretty good.
2007-06-10 16:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by asker? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious!
2007-06-10 16:07:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋