The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor. "As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm an Egg.' From that moment on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?" The sperm nodded affirmatively.
Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the siren. He wakes immediately and runs to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. He is able to swim at a slower pace but does approach the red, sticky ball.
When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm!"
The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a tonsil
2007-06-10 15:31:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha bet he wasnt expecting that!
2007-06-10 15:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by dizzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-06 05:17:46 · answer #2 · answered by bashford 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah
2007-06-10 16:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by Erik D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite humorous...
8.5/10
2007-06-10 15:35:46 · answer #4 · answered by Jacques 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-10 16:34:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, Naughty! (wagging finger) lol.
2007-06-10 15:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was a pretty good joke.
2007-06-10 16:32:40 · answer #7 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is too dam'n long
2007-06-10 15:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by Remo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So what's your question?
2007-06-10 15:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by Maikau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA :PTHATS FUNNY GOOD ONE!
2007-06-10 15:35:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋