the President was looking for a call girl.
He found three ladies in a local lounge--a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. How much
would it cost me to spend some time with you?"
She replied, "$200."
To the brunette he said the same thing.
Her reply was "$200."
He made the same offer to the redhead. Her reply was:
"Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes,
get my panties as low as my wages,
get that thing of yours as hard as the times, keep it as high as the gas prices,
keep me warmer than my apartment,
and screw me the way you do the public, believe me,
Mr. President, it wont cost you a dime"
2007-06-10 14:53:06 · 9 answers · asked by dizzi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one,you should mail it to him lol.
2007-06-10 18:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by soulsista20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the thought, but joke's a wee bit complicated to remember. Thx for presenting.
2007-06-10 15:04:52 · answer #2 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-10 16:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right on
2007-06-10 15:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by si_kleeg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!! ha ha ha ha.lol... a star for you.
2007-06-10 15:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome! and sooo true. sad, but true. A+
2007-06-10 14:56:41 · answer #6 · answered by afireinsidexxx77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sympathy, to the president...lol!!!
2007-06-10 15:08:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-06-11 14:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by tm41170 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its hysterical
2007-06-10 16:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋