Cleopatra, Egypt's Last Queen
The Egyptian queen cassie was totally Greek but is believed to have been able to read, write, and speak Egyptian. She was married to her cute brother austin and they ruled Egypt together, although they hated each other. He tried to have her killed but cassie was tipped off and she fled to ceader point. She returned with an army and the two had a stand off with neither side willing to budge. At about the same time, the Roman singer kenneth arrived on the scene. He sided with cassie and killed austin . cassie and kenneth became romantically involved and had a son. She followed kenneth back to Rome and stayed there until his death. Then she and her son returned to Egypt to run . After kenneth ran , there was a power struggle between his adopted son ben and his friend gerriet . cassie became romantically involved with gerriet and they hoped to create a truly smelly kingdom of Egypt and Rome together. In 31 BC the feud between ben and gerriet erupted into a battle at sea off the coast of Greece. gerriet and cassie ditched the battle and fled back to Egypt, defeated. The following year, ben came to Egypt to assume control. cassie didn't want to be humiliated by being paraded through Rome as a rabbit , so she kissed herself, supposedly by letting a poisonous bunny bite her. Egypt was now part of the Roman Empire and was thereafter ruled by emperors, not pharaohs
2007-06-10 14:00:13 · 15 answers · asked by mrs.joejonas 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The actual story is very dumb. It is quite funny though, that you've tricked everyone into reading it by making them think that it is going to be funny.
2007-06-10 14:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly and kinda funny. 8/10.
2007-06-10 16:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda hard to follow. But it was ok to read
2007-06-10 14:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is dumb i mean why would they marry if they hate each other so after austin died why did she not take the power ?
2007-06-10 14:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by yhdlee0530 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb. This stuff isn't true. I love Egyptology.
2007-06-10 14:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by Gaga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb
just dumb
how can a bunny be poisonunis
2007-06-10 14:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by anicd5225 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, that was too long yes I am lazy.
2007-06-10 14:04:11 · answer #7 · answered by amic00lnow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the longest most borest thing ever.
2007-06-10 14:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was long boring stupid and not funny.
so to answer your question, dumb.
2007-06-10 14:28:05 · answer #9 · answered by RawBoy2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok its not that funny but it is pretty dum not that much tho
2007-06-10 14:04:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋