Did God create Bran Muffins before or after he expelled Adam and Eve?

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Did God create Bran Muffins before or after he expelled Adam and Eve?

2007-06-10 13:01:40 · 4 answers · asked by U-98 6 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink

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I didn't realize that GOD created bran muffins.

2007-06-10 13:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by Lolli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Well, I'm pretty sure you need an oven or something to make bran muffins, right? And I'm pretty sure that God only created, y'know, the world and two people. The human race did all the rest, and some old granny probably created Bran Muffins.

2007-06-10 13:06:33 · answer #2 · answered by Sailor Jupiter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

betty crocker scripture tells us that, in fact, EVE is responsible for the bran muffin....

RJ

2007-06-10 16:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

he didnt create muffins, dumbo.

2007-06-10 13:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋