think it's just slightly ridiculous
that Jesus is supposed to save you from Jesus???
2007-06-10 11:34:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
swolf, ok..I'll try to explain it.
xians talk about being *saved* BY jesus. What do you think jebuz is saving you from? HIS damnation of you to hell
Do you see how its funny now?
2007-06-10 12:25:39 · update #1
Probably along the same logical lines as having yourself killed as a blood sacrifice to yourself, to prevent punishment by yourself, following rules that you laid down in the first place.
CD
2007-06-10 11:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When rhetoric is applied, sure. You can make almost seem ridiculous when applying rhetoric.
Don't you think that it's ridiculous that Atheists want to have their future consist of rotting in a grave?
This Was a Letter Written to The Dead
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Dead,
See how your rotting flesh is devoured by worms. See how your rancid flesh has become as it bloats off your mouldering bones.
Your tendons have broken and your muscles are so decomposed that they do not snap into a cramp. No, they lie limp as rags soaked with the dead blood of your former life.
Your brains have become the bile of worms. Your bodily fluids have mingled with the flesh on your back, together they are turning what you lie in into a mass of putrid pudding.
If light could reach the darkness that you lie in, it would reveal the swelling colonies of bacteria rising like mountains because of the millions and trillions of them devouring every last protein left in the mortality of the flesh.
And of the life you once knew? IT is gone, no life for you forever as you are not even a memory in the lives of those still living.
So swim in your filth. Lie in agony you are too dead to know. You are of the forgotten. Yes gone and forgotten forever.
This is what you gave yourself. This is your destiny. For you have already decided what would be the end for you.
You decided there would be no one to save you.
You were too wise for that, no one could tell you anything! So rot, and later hell and fire forever to cook the spirit that is left with pain forever.
Death and the Devil
- by KingReef
2007-06-10 18:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes, that's like you trying to save yourself from yourself. Hard to do and aggravating to try.
2007-06-10 18:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by Julian 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your question doesn't make any sence?? Jesus is saving you from sin.
2007-06-10 18:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by shannon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excuse me, what on earth do you mean?? Jokes are supposed to make sense to be funny.
2007-06-10 18:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by SWolf 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
got it wrong Jesus is trying to save you from "sin' and "hell' and "satan"
2007-06-10 18:40:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I dont understand your ?
2007-06-10 18:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋