The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main
computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No".
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "Why are they there?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me."
2007-06-10 11:34:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if i was the boss i would be,
if i was the daddy i would be,
if i was the mommy i would be,
if i was the policeman i would be ,
if i was the search team i would be .
FRIEKIN' OUT!!!!!
2007-06-10 11:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by rockerchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give that joke a 7/10
2007-06-10 18:38:51 · answer #2 · answered by drain_bamaged 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow this is really good girl i love it and good job because you rocks i just can not stop laughing at your joke girl because it is so funny you really did hit the spot with this one lol 10/10.
2007-06-10 19:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-10 19:13:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the 2nd time ! old joke honey!
2007-06-10 18:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like en always the Best
ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
2007-06-10 18:40:37 · answer #6 · answered by Blondy boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hes so cute but bad =)
2007-06-10 19:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-06-10 18:38:09 · answer #8 · answered by de4dlyforce17 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, thats cute^^. sounds like me when i was little tho, lol!
2007-06-10 18:37:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
2007-06-10 18:37:43 · answer #10 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋