A lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office building, eager to show it off to his co-workers. Just as he got out, a truck sideswiped his car, tearing off the driver's side door. The lawyer frantically dialed 911, and within minutes, a policeman arrived. "My Lexus," the lawyer screamed at the policeman.
"You lawyers disgust me. You're so materialistic. Good grief, man, don't you realize your arm is missing? The truck must have ripped it off in the collision!"
"My Rolex!" screamed the lawyer.
2007-06-10 11:16:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that is way too funny!!!!!!
how did he dial the phone when his arm was missing.....
2007-06-10 11:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about a Religion & Spirituality one
An Hasidic rabbi prays to God for help. After some time God answers
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My son moved to Israel and just wrote me. He wants to convert to Christianity!" The rabbi said
"You know something? I've had the same problem" God answered.
2007-06-10 11:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be careful if you're female and laugh out loud in a muslim country
http://www.guernicamag.com/features/347/moving_violations/
btw an old but classic lawyer joke!
2007-06-10 11:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oh yeah. That was a good one. I'm still laughing.
2007-06-10 11:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Heard it before, but it was still funny.
2007-06-10 11:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by Moxie! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! Thanks for the laugh! I needed that, especially after some of what I have experienced here today. :-)
2007-06-10 11:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ terry g ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny right there, i don't care what anybody sez...
2007-06-10 11:36:13 · answer #7 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was good.
2007-06-10 11:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Becca 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
LOLOL
blessings :)
2007-06-10 11:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't find that funny.
2007-06-10 11:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by Maus 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋