A tourist has lost his way in the country and stops at a lonely farm to ask the way. He can only see a young boy and asks him:
"Hey, boy, where is your father? I have to ask him for something."
"He is dead. Run over by the tractor."
The tourist: "Oh my Godness, that is sad... is your mother at home?"
"Dead. Run over by the tractor."
"...Oh, Lord... I am so sorry... but are your grand-parents or sisters and brothers at home?"
"They are all dead. Run over by the tractor."
"Oh, boy, so, you are all alone? What are you doing all day?"
"Drive the tractor..."
2007-06-10 11:07:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is...... I can't find the word for it.
2007-06-17 05:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-06-17 08:28:02 · answer #2 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it...gonna get me a tractor and clean house
2007-06-16 17:36:19 · answer #3 · answered by Gipper 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-10 19:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice , 10/10
2007-06-17 01:27:05 · answer #5 · answered by leave me alone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
funny!
2007-06-17 17:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by EasilyAmused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! u get a star
2007-06-17 13:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-18 01:11:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
UP! he deserve a WHOOP-IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL, GOOD 1! STAR! FOR MY LITTLE FRIEND!
2007-06-17 19:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by Just Mckale 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok... thats a a bit strange.....
2007-06-10 18:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by Shannon Leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋