One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the porch without any pants on!
So he goes up to his grandpa and says, "Grandpa, do you realise that you're not wearing any pants?"
His grandpa replies, "Yes Jimmy I do."
Jimmy then says, "Well why are you on the porch without any pants on Grandpa?"
"Well Jimmy, yesterday I sat outside without a shirt on too long, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea."
2007-06-10 10:33:56 · 21 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door.
"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
Husband: "Guess whom?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Husband: "Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"
2007-06-10 10:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Granny panties, LOL jk just get good ol Granny a sweater or some kitchen apparel like an apron that says worlds best grandma if she cooks. or get your lady a spa treatment it could not hurt a 50+ year old person.
2016-05-17 04:02:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they say the British don't have a sense of humor. This is a great funny. I will repeat it.
2007-06-10 10:49:34 · answer #3 · answered by Valerie W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-10 12:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOHH
Never hit your grandma with a shovel
it makes a bad impresion on her mind . . . . . .
2007-06-10 11:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masterful!!! I think a star in in order!
2007-06-10 11:02:57 · answer #6 · answered by Shannon Leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it, like it a lot, what a good laugh.
2007-06-10 11:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep them coming, gave me a good laugh....
2007-06-10 10:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still made me laugh
2007-06-10 10:37:44 · answer #9 · answered by freddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another new one for my stars list!!!Rofl!
2007-06-11 16:47:00 · answer #10 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋