Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The Sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop," says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!" said the Sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a fireman," said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!" said the Sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman.
2007-06-10 10:15:29 · 25 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
some people crunch their lollipops.
Then again, a lollipop needs a stick shoved up it.
2007-06-10 11:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by moominpics 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is the question about what happened next? I think they probably licked his penis right off of his body. That sounds horrible, really, if you think about it. It might start out okay but it would soon get red and raw from all the friction, and the saliva would probably sting, and then the flesh would start to erode and come away in little pieces from the incessant licking...truly awful. It would take way longer than the burning and shooting, as well. It's barbaric is what it is! So this actually happened in Saudi Arabia, you say? I'm glad our brave fighting men are over there setting those people straight, you know, it is just inhuman to practice this kind of cruel and unusual punishment in this day and age. Go America!
2007-06-10 10:22:55 · answer #2 · answered by vodavolk 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
1 star for that one
2007-06-10 11:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i love that one
Too Much Sugar
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."
2007-06-10 10:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy, this one is the best I've heard in a good while. I love it.
A star for you.
2007-06-10 11:09:30 · answer #5 · answered by nemesis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding! Joke,that's funny,LMAO!
2007-06-10 10:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by TEC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. a bit off but I get the idea.
I'm bad at telling jokes too. don't worry.
2007-06-10 10:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by Heather R♥se 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so tragically funny…LMAO!!! You earned yourself a star!!!
2007-06-10 10:43:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o man... that's nasty...
but seriously, how would you react to that? what would you do? other than stand there with a dumb look on your face
2007-06-10 10:29:59 · answer #9 · answered by zs_a_rose_by_any_other_name_zs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it ha ha ha
2007-06-10 10:21:56 · answer #10 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋