Ok, here is a joke that my friend told me.
Three saliors got shipwrecked on an island and got captured by this aincent indan tribe. The chief walks up to the first sailor and asks in his old man voice,
"Do you choose DEATH, or mawk mawk???"
So the first sailor said
"Well, i dont want to die, so i choose mawk mawk!"
so the tribe takes the sailor, strap him down to a rock in the middle of the jungle and shove apples up his butt.
**The second sailor was not paying attention**
The cheif walks up to the second sailor.
"Do you choose DEATH, or mawk mawk???"
The sailor says,
"Well, i'm too young to die, so i choose mawk mawk!"
Well, they do the same thing to the second sailor as they did to the first.
There is only one sailor left. The chief walks up to him.
"Do you choose DEATH or mawk mawk???"
the sailor replies-
"Well i dont want apples shoved up my butt, so i choose death."
"HE HAS CHOSEN DEATH...by MAWK MAWK!!!"
lol... isnt that funny??
2007-06-10 09:57:10 · 7 answers · asked by Clairerox13 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so predictably funny…a bit exaggerated of course but still funny!!!
Here's a star for you!!!
2007-06-10 10:31:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry not verry funny. Just gave me bad images in my head and i don't think i will eat an apples very soon
2007-06-10 17:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by jedimastershaun1119 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-06-10 19:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard alot better(sorry).
2007-06-10 17:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no sorry not really
i like chuckled but it was like a courtesy chuckle
2007-06-10 17:01:28 · answer #5 · answered by Chelsea H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^^^^^^^^^^^
thoes people have no sence of humor.
i thiought it was funny i laughed and it wasnt out of curtesy!
got any more?
2007-06-10 17:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really sorry
2007-06-10 17:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by Shannon Leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋