What if I want to put my sins on a goat, the old fashioned way? Can I still do that and does it work?

Answer 1

what did the goat do to deserve that ?
poor billy

Answer 2

NO!

Would you like the scriptural verses? OK, here goes:

Hebrews 10:1  For the law having a shadow of good things to come, and not the very image of the things, can never with those sacrifices which they offered year by year continually make the comers thereunto perfect.
2  For then would they not have ceased to be offered? because that the worshippers once purged should have had no more conscience of sins.
3  But in those sacrifices there is a remembrance again made of sins every year.
4  For it is not possible that the blood of bulls and of goats should take away sins.
5  Wherefore when he cometh into the world, he saith, Sacrifice and offering thou wouldest not, but a body hast thou prepared me:
6  In burnt offerings and sacrifices for sin thou hast had no pleasure.
7  Then said I, Lo, I come (in the volume of the book it is written of me,) to do thy will, O God.
8  Above when he said, Sacrifice and offering and burnt offerings and offering for sin thou wouldest not, neither hadst pleasure therein; which are offered by the law;
9  Then said he, Lo, I come to do thy will, O God. He taketh away the first, that he may establish the second.
10  By the which will we are sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once for all.

More can be said.

GOD bless

Answer 3

Nah, goats don't deserve that.

Use Ted Haggard.

Answer 4

If you want to, but won't that make the goat taste kinda of gamy? (Boy, some of these people take this stuff sooo seriously. I mean, you're not disrespectful and, I think, you're kinda funny.)

Answer 5

No scapegoat for you bad squirrel, God has provided the perfect payment for sin, His Son Jesus. There is no turning back, Jesus is the only way to eternal life with God.

Answer 6

Try it and just see how fast the animal right protectionists will stomp on you.

Of course, then again it might just work. Let me know, ok?

Answer 7

no. animal sacrifices can only be done in that Temple that was destroyed. Currently called the Western/Wailing Wall.

temple of jerusalem? i think that was the name

Answer 8

I'm guessing no, because animal cruelty is illegal in most states, with exceptions given to the Hmong.

Answer 9

"Save a goat. Believe in Jesus."

Answer 10

For a couple of hundred bucks I can help you out.

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