1.how come brunettes are so shallow? blondes have the most fun!
2.why cant a brunette get and hot guys? blonds are hotter and sexier!
3.a blonde took an IQ test, the results came back over-the-chart. when a brunette took the IQ test, the results came back negative!
what do u think of them? i hope all my best blonde buddies like them!
2007-06-10 08:24:23 · 30 answers · asked by jessica29406 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!
Q: What is the mating cry of a brunette?
A: All the blonds have gone home!
2007-06-10 08:27:25 · answer #1 · answered by Steve C 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
I may be biased because I am brunette, but they kind of suck. The third one is ok but it's impossible to have a negative IQ so it's lame still.
Have fun making fun of other people.
2007-06-10 15:28:49 · answer #2 · answered by megan f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didnt find those really funny .... but im blonde , and i think that was kinda rude for the Brunettes out there ..... what , are you blonde ??
2007-06-10 15:55:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
honey im not sayin this cuz im brunette but me & my blonde buddy ova here found the jokes 2 make little sense & werent funny. dont take it offensive, i find few blonde jokes funny 2.
2007-06-10 15:28:24 · answer #4 · answered by helllo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ummm... first of all, the expression is "off the charts" not over.
Other than that, they weren't really funny. And the first one didn't make much sense. I'd say back to the drawing board!
2007-06-10 15:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by ShellyLynn 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
uuuuuhhhhhhh those are kinda stupid! i dont get them, but what u should get is some new jokes because blonds are the stupid ones and i am not brunette my hair is black
2007-06-10 15:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth A 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ummmmm...believe it or not...there are some brunettes that are better looking then some blondes....
And you don't need to get offended by blonde jokes....you might be a smart blonde....i don't know.
2007-06-10 15:53:00 · answer #7 · answered by J31899 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They were good that's the first i have heard bruette jokes. Everything is about blondes these days.
2007-06-10 15:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by Erik F 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
-Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.
-Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
They are both 10¢ a screw!
- What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
2007-06-10 19:01:30 · answer #9 · answered by Kick Butt Chick 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
they aren't jokes. they are all false statements. here are some jokes about you.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
2007-06-10 15:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by dodgefreak55 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋