The Pope is on his deathbed. The Cardinals are gathered having a discussion about the situation and if there is anything they can do. Eventually one approaches the Pope and tells him that the only way that he be saved is by having sex. No I can't he replies, I'm the Pope and have taken a vow of chastity.
The cardinal says that if he did and was to recover what an example it would set to the world's catholics that he had made this miraculous recovery, and that nobody need know how it had been achieved.
After much thought the Pontiff agrees but sets four conditions.
1. The girl must be mute so that she cannot tell anybody.
2. She must have her ears blocked up so that she cannot hear any sound that might give away the secret.
3. She must be blindfolded so that she cannot see anything.
Yes sir but was is your fourth request.
She must have big t*ts and kinky boots
2007-06-10 07:06:00 · 14 answers · asked by allbut21 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah but what is he wearing under his cassock?
sussies & a basque me thinks
2007-06-10 07:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-10 07:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap! That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-06-10 08:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-06-10 07:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by Princesita 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but it's still good!
2007-06-10 07:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty good one.
2007-06-10 07:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. Freackin' hilarious!!!
xxx
2007-06-10 20:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More like she must have a penis & testicles, if you ask me.
2007-06-10 07:46:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
Cheech and Chong had a similar one.!!!
2007-06-10 07:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha,Ha,Ha,well done.
2007-06-10 08:45:18 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋