An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks
once more for old times sake.
He finds a little prostitute and goes up into the room with her,
draping his sailor suit across the bed.
He's going' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks,
"How am I doing'?"
The whore says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
What's that?" he asks.
She says,
"You're 'knot' hard, you're 'knot' in,
and you're 'knot' getting your money back!
2007-06-10 05:05:40 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL .... that's brilliant! .... good one.
2007-06-10 05:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-06-10 05:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by Moondog 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear life is knot fair is it.
2007-06-10 05:09:08 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Although I would love to say that is KNOT funny.....it is knot knot funny... Star worthy!!!
2007-06-10 05:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Short and sweet. Brought a smile to my lips.
2007-06-10 05:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by ANF 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between a rooster and a whore?
a rooster says Cocka doodle do
a whore says any c*** will do.
2007-06-10 05:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by ditdit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Verrrrrry good.
lol with a star for you
2007-06-11 02:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!
2007-06-10 05:08:38 · answer #8 · answered by rookiejon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, What an Awesome Joke...
Tell your friend; "What an Awesome Joke..."
It Works...
2007-06-10 20:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Way to go Mate, that's a new one for me!!
2007-06-11 05:07:51 · answer #10 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its not our uncle Albert from only fools and horses is it. lol
2007-06-10 05:13:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋