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A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. Can't get any women to have sex with him. No men either, one would think.
Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. Witch takes a look at the problem (yikes!) and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would. Finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog.
Frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
Guy looks down, sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great, he thinks-let's try that again. "Will you marry me?" Frog rolls his eyes and says........

2007-06-10 04:15:12 · 12 answers · asked by gardenerswv 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

The frog says, "I told you No! No! No!"

Good job Bilbo b

2007-06-10 04:38:35 · update #1

Should be 4 nos...down to nothing!!!!

2007-06-10 05:10:46 · update #2

12 answers

the frog says no 4 more times

2007-06-10 04:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1 0

The frogs says yes.

2007-06-10 04:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0 1

does this mean only 5ins left. better throw in a maybe to get it down to normal 2 1/2 ins

2007-06-10 05:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0 0

Awww come on!!! Where's the rest of the joke??

2007-06-10 04:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 2 1

no no and yes

2007-06-10 19:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, since you are so persistent.
:)

2007-06-10 04:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 0 1

either yes or no

2007-06-10 04:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by soulsista20 3 · 0 1

....I wonder what will happen if I say Yes...he'll probably croak!

2007-06-10 04:21:38 · answer #8 · answered by DK 3 · 0 0

YES!!!!!!

2007-06-10 04:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

says what?

2007-06-10 04:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0 1

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